Have you ever given a fake name at Starbucks? One of my girlfriends likes to give the name Beyonce, so the last time I was with her I told the cashier my name was Madonna. The baristas called out “Bee -ON - say” in a sassy, sing-song voice, laughing as they handed my friend her coffee. Calling … [Read More...]
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I venture into the unfinished part of the basement, and survey the towers of Rubbermaid containers until I find the purple one, sandwiched between the orange Halloween tub and the gray tub whose contents are a mystery. I slide the 14 gallon container out like a Jenga block, and lug it … [Read More...]